I once killed one
IM MC-
Still horrible-
I didn't do it on PURPOSE-
I put it out of its misery ;w;

you are charged with the crime of killing an axolotl and being sentenced 69 years and prison. what do you have to say for yourself?

I was trying to save it from the horde of zombies
then I shot it by accident-
S o r r y

whats wrong with using a S W O R D

I didn't have armour at the time, so I had to stay further away, so I didn't die.

they're just z o m b i e s
if can handle dinosaurs that posion and one shot you, you can handle a couple of Z O M B I E S

if i*

THERE WAS LIKE 50 OF THEM-

is that even possible?

YEAH WHEN YOU HAVE SPAWN RATE UPPED-
upped-
Is that a word?

Plz tell me u r not american XD

I am-
Partly

anyways-----
you going to jail
bye bye!

c y a
f r i e n d

oh S H I T sowwy--

Ish fine!

elephants, send him to jail

h e r )

then you will be speanding 69 years in prison

c r a p

i meant for your court case-

Yes, I know
That I DON'T have,

unless you have a good defense

And, That defense was my sheld. (Get the horrible pun?)
that BROKE BECAUSE I WAS CLOSE TO THE ZOMBIES AT ONE POINT

anyways bish, you still goin to jail

nuuuuuuuuuuu-
;w;

it fine,
*headpat*

:3

:|

I'm dumb sorry-

no, i dont believe so-

New word then heh-

wait, what about raised? raised and upped are basically the same thing, right?

oOOoOOH YEAH!!!

Yo these things cute asfk

yo where did u go-