My brain: You've probably saved someone's life due to the butterfly effect.
Me: Who are you?
My brain: Tall people are just vertically thick.
Me: No no go back...
My brain: Mostly you can't fall asleep when there's danger nearby. Think abt that next time you can't fall asleep.
Me: Alright. mmm... stop talking.
My brain: Nothing you see is real. It's just a virtual recreation of what your brain thinks it sees around it.
Me: Okeh...
My brain: Right now you're being watched by yourself in the future through your memories.
Me: You're horrible.
My brain: There are people on this planet who don't know what pizza is
Me: I wanted to sleep tonight...
My brain: You're the tiniest bit older than the reflection in the mirror.
Me: How the- how did you- uh-
My brain: People don't celebrate your birthday when you get older because the novelty of you existing has worn off.
Me: I miss not thinking. imma do more of those random fact things but a bit funnier and me talking to my brain- like this: