Your ✨daily tips✨ #2
Today is on: How to commit insurance fra- I mean get that extra caaash; Step 1: make a scene. *monotone* "oh, my God. You just hit me with your carr."
Step 2: Make some calls *calling insurance guy* "Omg funny story I just broke all my arms and legs so I need you to give me some money."
Step 3: Die. Now, the pro to this is you get a lot of insurance money. The con is you don't really get to be alive anymo-
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