WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE LATEST CYBER ATTACKS, JOE BIDEN LOOKED CONFUSED AND BEWILDERED, PULLING OUT CUE CARDS; "I'M NOT SURE IT'S THE RUSSIANS... I GOT A BRIEF WUZZA ZUZZ ON THE PLANE... THAT'S WHY I WAS LATE GETTING OFF..." *PULLS CARDS OUT* "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THEY SENT ME..."
