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(Expurgation Mario appeared out of a hole in the ground.)

Hunter: THERE IS A DEMON CHASING ME

Expurgation Mario: A DEMON?

*Hunter runs past Mario and a demonic like creature is chasing Hunter*

(Expurgation Mario, still floating, grabs the demonic creature, and pulls it down into the hole he came out of.)

*The demon doesn't go down so easily and it grabs Mario with it's huge arm*

Expurgation Mario: LET ME GO

*The demon starts crushing Mario*

(Expurgation Mario stops moving and breathing.)

*The demon grabs Hunter*
Hunter: Hey, let me go

(Shadow Mario grabs the demon.)

*The demon bites Mario's hand with very sharp teeth*

(Shadow Mario doesn't feel the pain.)

*The demon throws Mario to the side*

(Mario becomes Shadow Mario.)

Jace: Why are you running bro?

Hunter: HELP I'M BEING CHASED BY KILLER ROBOTS

Jace, Looking confused: What???

Tessa: what the hecc-

Hunter: I am being chased by five Uyrando ferrets, HELP
(Uyrando ferrets when they are adults are 6'2 and unfortunately for the victims the Ferrets are carnivores, but when they aren't hungry they are quite nice, Hunter is being chased by 5 hungry Uyrando ferrets)

Jake: what are you running from

Hunter: HELP THERE IS A KILLER CLOWN CHASING ME

Jake: the fuk umm ok -hands him a knife-

*Hunter refuses the knife and hides behind Jake*
Clown: *Terrifying laughing*

Jake: hi

(The clown is pennywise)
Clown: ahahaha, I'll give you an option, you give me the kid or
*The clown grows very sharp teeth*

Jake: I’ve tried to kill myself multiple times I’ve been in pain so much I don’t care

Clown: Time for you and the kid to float
*The clown bites Jake's right arm*

jake; do you think i care

*The clown removes Jake's right arm*
Hunter: AH HEY, um what should I do
*Hunter calms himself down and pulls a pocket knife*

bf: hm?

Hunter: Help there is a crazy kid with guns chasing me

bf: kids?

*Hunter hides behind bf*

bf: why would kids be trying to kil-

Illy: Huh?

Hunter: I'M BEING CHASED BY UNCONTROLLABLE IDIOTS WITH GUNS

Illy: Pardon?

*Hunter hides behind Illy and 5 people with guns get into Illy's eyesight*

Illy:*she goes in front of the 5 people, trying to act cool* Heeeey, I sure there's no need for this. We can settle this out like normal people, right? *she put her arm around one of them*

*The maniacs starts shooting the guns at Illy*

Illy: Oh, Jesus! *she runs with Hunter*

*A maniac shoots her in the left heel*

Illy: Ah, crap! *she grabs Hunter and dives into an alleyway when they're out of sight*

Leo: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ALLEYWAY
Hunter: Umm next alleyway

Illy: *she goes into another alleyway, limping*

*This alleyway is clear and the maniacs don't find them*

Illy: *she sighed a breath of relief, and held her heel* Ah!

Hunter: Oh no, they hit your heel

Illy: No, no, I'm fine.

Hunter: You really aren't
*Hunter teleports around and gets a first aid kit*