His name is Jestar

Illy: Oh, uh, hey.

Jestar: You kinda Remind me of One of Blixer's Henchmen, or henchwomen in this case..

Illy: Hey, I ain't no henchwoman!

Jestar: No im talking about another person, If she had a sister it would Probably be you, but she doesn't

Illy: Oh.

Jestar: Pretty Sure Her name was "barracuda" Idk havent talked to him in a while

Illy: Alright. So...what's your name?

Jestar: Jestar A. Heart

Illy: That's a long name.

Jestar: Oh, i couldn't tell if you wanted my full name of just my first name

Illy: Oh, I'm fine with a full name.

Jestar: Why hello there, I suppose you are ily, right?

Illy: Yep, how'd you know?

Jestar: Oh sweetie, i know more about you then you think.....

Illy: H-Huh?

jestar: I know more than you could possibly imagine...

Illy: Well I have the entire planet Earth in the palm of my hand without anybody knowing.

Jestar: I control The Galaxy! The Stars! The entire Universe!

Illy: Well...well....

Jestar: Except Arceus though she controls the entire omniverse

Illy: Oh. Well soon, I'll control it all.

Jacob: a

Jestar: AYYYY JACOB SUP DUDE!

Jacob: h u h

Jestar: Watcha doin dude?

Jacob: Who are u?

Jestar: My name's jestar, Jestar heart *In head* My god, im 31, why the hell am i talking like this?

Jacob: I don't know you

Jestar: Well i know you, I control the Universe so uhhh, yeah

Jacob: I control the muti-verse

Jestar: My Girl Arceus Controls the Omniverse

Jacob: Cool

Jestar: i mean, i would hate, but also like to see what Jestar X Arceus would be like

Jacob: Here ya go * Shows pictures *

Jestar: Alright, but why does she have a p**is? The arceus controlling this omniverse is female

Jacob: Don't know

Jestar: That's my only complaint but its pretty good i suppose, and now she'll probably send me to horny jail so that sucks

Jacob: I have been there before

Jestar: did it suck?

Fami: Um- uh- Hi?

Jestar: mhm, kay, seeya arceus. She said she;ll be here in 17 seconds

Fami: dAmMiT nOw I wOnT bE AbLe tO sEe WtF iS gOiNg On

Lady Arceus: Alright, Fami go back to horny jail

Fami: *cries in english*

*She sends fami to horny jail in English*

Fami: *looks around at all fellow horny jail members in english*

Lady Arceus: Nevermind you go to solitary confinement

Fami: o_ o

Jestar: Why hello there Fami!

Fami: Oh hey! I'm gonna just pretend I know you to make this seem less weird!

Jestar: You dont, F o r i k n o w e v e r y t h i n g a b o u t y o u

Fami: Oooo. Does that mean you know when I'm h*rny?

Jestar: HOLY SHIT! I GOTTA CALL ARCEUS!

Fami: *bursts out laughing*

Jestar: No seriously. I gotta call her so she can send you to horny jail, P E S A N T

Fami: Brobrobro it was just a prank bro-

Jestar: Hey Lady Arceus, Yeah? We got a code 162 here that needs to be sent to horny jail

Fami: Goddammit I just broke out of there-