A DONKEY MEETS A LADA ON THE ROAD; "HELLO CAR", SAYS THE DONKEY; "HELLO DONKEY", SAYS THE LADA; AND THE DONKEY BEGINS TO CRY; "BUT DONKEY", SAYS THE LADA, "WHY ARE YOU CRYING?"; "BECAUSE", REPLIES THE DONKEY:; I CALLED YOU A CAR, WHY COULDN'T YOU CALL ME A HORSE?
