it drops harder than my dad dropped me as a baby now. (ill give u a sec)
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i don't get it... i looked at it for a good hour and still don't get it
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the joke is that he was so horny for me that he dropped me. (my dads not a pedo i just go into crazy hypotheticals that he was)
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he was hard, which means his d-ck was hard.
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oh... my dirty mind didn't kick in
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lucky. Sometimes I think of the first porn I watched while I'm taking care of my sister (im not a pedo I promise) and it makes me want to not be a f-cking virgin