if a human butt can open up 6 inches in circumference and a raccoon can fit in 4 inch places, you know where I'm going with this

UwU

This is why I hate the human race

I was just trolling man
Never meant it

I still hate the human race

X

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Me: "Did you know your skeleton is always wet?"

Yeah

But someday it won't be! :)

Like how all bagels are technically everything bagels, because they’re made up of atoms. And atoms make up everything.

Pan is the Latin word for all, so a pancake is an allcake and a frying pan is a frying all

Well that explains why pansexuals are called that

Don't👏call👏yourself👏pansexual👏if👏you've👏never👏deep-throated👏a👏pan

Oh so I'm pansexual

Doesn't what you said the only way to be pansexual was to deep throat a pan

So Im pansexual

So you did deep throat a pan.

The average person walks past 36 murderers in their lifetime. There are over 200 corpses on Mount Everest and they are used as waypoints for climbers. In toddlers, their adult teeth are right underneath their eyes. Butterflies have been known to drink blood. You pass the anniversary of your death every year. You don't know if there is a secret everybody knows except you.

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Do you hear or see sign language... I mean you don't hear it obviously but it feels weird saying I see a language