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A l e x a

*Ebony heavily blushes. Crowson is confused.*
"Not again... "
"Who?"

Alexa: *she blows a kiss towards Ebony* Mwah.

*He falls, petrified. Crowson is still very confused.*
"I am still not blushing, so hah."
*Gator stomps in.*
"VAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?"

Alexa:I'm just loving on my boyfriend.

"Fair enough."
*He takes out a cigar.*

Alexa: *she went over to Ebony and booped him*

*He gets up and hisses. Crowson is still not cracking, and Gator seems to also be trying not to blush.*

Alexa:*she cuddled him*

"Hiss..."
*Crowson slightly blushes.*
"Quack..."

Alexa: You're cute when you hiss.

"Aight. See ya."

Alexa: *she walked away, holding Ebony's hand*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"Heh."

Alexa: Alright, follow me Ebony.

"N-no, we can just stay here..."

Alexa: Oh, alright. *she frowned slightly*

"With my personal prote-oh sh*t, he's gone."
*Gator has vanished.*

Alexa: Well, it's just us. *she blushed a little*

"True."

Alexa:*she hesitated, and smooched his lips*

*He freezes.*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
*Gator comes back, this time with Reaper.*
"What'd I miss?"
"Why am I here?"

Alexa:*she blushed* N-Nothing.

"Good."
". . ."

Alexa: So, uh-we'll be on our way.

"Hiss..."
*Gator laughs.*

Alexa:*she nuzzled him*

"Heh. Alexa x Ebo-"
*Ebony takes a knife to Gator's throat.*

Alexa: Ignore them, sweetie.

*Gator grabs the knife, then hurls it into the abyss.*

Alexa: There we go. *she held him close*

*He blushes. Gator smirks.*
"At least this isn't happening to me...I probably jinxed it, didn't I?"

Alexa: *she shrugged, and kissed Ebony on the cheek*

*He blushes more.*
"Yup. Even more happy."

Alexa: You wanna go somewhere?