Pov: Isaiah is confused

me: oh hello there

Alyssa: Я собираюсь съесть коленные чашечки моей сестры, лол
Zach: oh shit

me: burritos are better but sure

Isaiah: COULD YOU PLEASE NOT ALYSSA!
Alyssa: Lol f**k you isaiah

me: so what where yer confused about

isaiah: i just am, dont f**kin ask why

me: but i already did

Isaiah: *Polyriddim noises*

me: what is that noise-

Isaiah: the sound of dubstep

me: that doesn't explain anything but alright

(oh ok whoops0
Cyan: do you like future garage tho?

me: wots dat-
(its ok)

*She slaps her*
Cyan: Listen, just listen to virtual riot and you'll see, sometimes

me: D:< MEANIE PANTS

Cyan: Bruh

me: *hisses bc why the frick not)

Cyan: *Dubstep noises*

me: WELL BYE U POOPY MEANIE PANTS >:(
*leaves*

Cyan: ok den seeya :D

me: *hisses one more time and completly leaves*

Cyan: mmmmm gerburger

me: *throws gerburger as well* WHAT EL- wait...
*visible panicking*
me: IM ALL OUT OF FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*Cyan decides to smack herself in the face for no reason*
Cyan: bruh

me: presses panic button* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cyan: oh f**k

*spam clicks the button*

Cyan: i am going to commit wrong turn VI: Last Resort

me: REEEEEEE

*Cyan smacks the sense back into him*
Cyan: You were going insane so could you not do that

(i use she/her pronouns but alright)
me: oh ok

Zach: I AM GOING TO DESTROY ARIZONA! CUZ F**K THEM!

me: thats an amazing reason

Zach: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I STUBED MY F**KING TOE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

me: on what?

Zach: I DONT F**KING KNOW I JUST DID
Cyan: *crashes through ceiling* fug

me: why are people falling through the sky?

Cyan: Idk i just fell from the ceiling cuz i was sitting on it for some reason lol

me: understandable

Cyan: anyways im gonna go get some hotdogs and run away cuz why tf not

me: alright... BUT WHO WANTS BURRIOTSSSSSSS

Zach: NOT ME
isaiah: *Dubstep noises*
Alyssa: Dont mind me just being a dumbass

me: FINE ILL EAT ALL OF THEM

Cyan: bru ill tell you what

me: yes?

Cyan: e

me: :O E?!?!?

Cyan: yos

me: *throws all burritos at cyan* DO YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE MY LORD?

Cyan: burgir

me: *throws a burger out of nowhere* HERE YER GO

Isaiah: *Confused dragon noises* Who the f**k is you?

me: i am me, who are you, child?

Isaiah: IM NOT A CHILD! I just turned 17
Alyssa: Isn't this lil baby cute?

me: wait i got several questions: 1. where did this girl come from 2. i call everyone child so deal with it

Isaiah: This is my older sister alyssa, she gets on my nerves a f**kton of times
Alyssa: Were the f**kin tao trio lmao

me: trio?

*Zach falls from the ceiling*
Zach: hey alyssa
Alyssa: Hey zach
Zach: ......that hurt

me: oh there we go. i got a couple burritos do y'all want em?

Zach: я не говорю по русски сэр

me: что