Poisoning Pigeons !

Mine is shooting them with bbs. [insert get off my lawn meme]

But you can't look into their eyes as you give them the cyanide-laced bread crumbs :~)

You can if the first 10 shots don’t kill them.

It sounds like you REALLY want to get in that park with a BB gun ! :~)

You can if you have to take 18 shots to put the pigeon down... in front of its mate

Sounds like you need to upgrade to the Ruger 10/22 with the 110 round drum magazine
or why not go back to the nineteenth century and get an antique 4 bore muzzle loader ?

Sorry, my phone glitched and it didn’t show me that the first comment went through.

Inspiration for the above was the Tom Lehrer song - Wonderful lyrics !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY

Mine is sharping sticks for uhh reasons

Spears, arrows or darts ?

Spears for killing

Excellent choice ! :~)

Want to know the best way to commit murder without getting caught lol

No ... :~)

why

It's funnier if I say no :~)
Also. you're not upvoting my replies :~( I need those points :~)