THE TRUE BATTLE

Wow lol
Anais: *slowly spirals toward you by going in a spiral around the arena*

Yoda:

Your card: suddenly vanishes and all effects fade as Anais approaches, now holding something shiny in her hand*
Anais: How did that happen, you ask? Because yes.

Yoda:

Anais: *starts to slit your throat*

*but nothing happened*

Something did happen because yes, you started to lose consiousness
Anais: I control you now. And you are dead. *cuts off your head*

Yoda: E
*casually respawns*

Anais: lol
*manipulates you into strangling yourself because yes*
Anais: Ima go comfort my cousin because she hates it when I kill lol

Yoda: ;god

Anais: *straight up floats away because yes*

Yoda: she fli

*arena suddenly blows up*

Yoda: Cool

Anais: *now out of render distance*
Sillouhette: walks into ruins of arena

Yoda: Cool x2

Silouhette: *draws a gun*

Yoda: Too cool

Silouhette: STOP SAYING COOL AND LET ME MOVE ON WITH THE PLOT

Yoda: Cool