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*walks through park*
Nothing strange here.

*a shadow lands behind you*

Milk: Satan, is that you again?

*a shadow lands behind you*

Milk:

*it bends down and lifts up a hand, which is a three clawed robotic one and it starts spinning* ???: "the brotherhood of the eye calls for your life"

Milk: Why do they want a sentient milk carton?

"they want you dead" *it strikes at you with the spinning claw"

Milk: *it didn't look to damage him one bit* Hey, that tickles.

*it opens, shoots a explosive laser point blank then grabs him and slams him into the ground*

Milk: Okay, that stung.

*he uncaps them and dumps ttheir milk out*

Milk: Jesus! Ah, man, that took me weeks to all gather up!

*suddenly its body begins to contort and stretch and it becomes a skinny 4-legged long-necked demonic being* "i am going to shit yourself

Milk: A little kinky but okay.

*it commits self delete because you are too much of a sh*tf**cker

Milk: *sips milk* I knew that.

*he pours bleach in instead anfd recaps them*

Milk: Oh, this feels...spicy.

*tosses them against a wall*

Milk: Hey, I have feelings. They're mostly murderous.

*it lifts its normal hand*

Milk: Hi.

*you realise you are disintegrating*

Milk: *he sighed* You're a poopyhead, you know?

*you reappear 100 meters i the air, and are pulled head first towards solid concrete*

Milk: Bonk- *he hit the ground, and got up*