I HAVE BEEN DYING TO GETE ON HERE OMFG

Hello there

ello

Ello

i h e a r d somewhere that youre not asexual anymore

If that’s what you’re thinking
I’m horny rn
And it will be easy-

im not like that
i wouldn't
unless i got permission- um what?

Uh

*bonk* no h o r n y

Y e s h o r n y
Don’t tell maze he’ll go crazy omfg

*bonks harder* N o
dont worry, ill protecc

Y s c a r e d

bc a h o r n y person has trapped me in a corner and is now yelling that i cant hide from them

Don’t bonk harder.
Istfg-

*bonks harder* hm?

just wondering
now time for the antihornying or something idk
*bonks*

YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME

*scared cookie noises*

*becomes angy herny bean*

0-0 *hides in a corner*

*shrug*

*bonks again* :)

*points at you*

I prefer no bonk u-u

so you prefer being h o r n y

Because-

*bonks gently* do you prefer that?

S t a p

why?

does that help?

*shakes head no*

C o o k i e
NO

no? but you said it yourself

Well-

what do you think would work?

*shrug*

Wot
Oh
*cri in want unhorny*
Can you unhorny me🥺🥺

why are you horny in ze first place?

Because
It’s an occurrence idk

f u c k

Which f**k tho

i was just yelling f**k-

Oh
Ok-

before i start, can you tell me your pronouns again? im slightly confused

She/her
Y

*sits down*
Bonk

where were you going with that sentance…?

Uh…

O/////O

I-
Um…

uhm...

-////-

*looks down*

Uh
So…

i mean...
if you wanted to...

Um..
Ig

*blushes*

I’m only on for tonight ;-;
I’ll find another way to unhorny myself ig ;-;

(forgive me for this maze)
*liplocks* gn ;~;

So…
Dms?

shit this is awkward, can you be on around 11am est?
bc i gotta go to bed ;-;

O really?
Where are dey