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*The squad is over at Kawaii's house*
Josh: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Kawaii: ... N-No...
Kawaii, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Josh, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Cakey: I see a-
Kawaii, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Josh: Oh, well I-
Kawaii: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Kawaii, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Watermelon: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Bubblegum: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Kawaii: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Kawaii: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Kawaii, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Kawaii: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Cloud, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Kawaii:
Josh: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Kawaii:
Kawaii, f**king ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Kawaii: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Josh: ...I did. I broke it.
Kawaii: No. No you didn't. Cakey?
Cakey: Don't look at me. Look at Watermelon.
Watermelon: What?! I didn't break it.
Cakey: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Watermelon: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Cakey: Suspicious.
Watermelon: No, it's not!
Bubblegum: If it matters, probably not, but Cloud was the last one to use it.
Cloud: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Bubblegum: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Cloud: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Bubblegum!
Josh: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Kawaii.
Kawaii: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Bubblegum: Kawaii... Cakey's been awfully quiet.
Cakey: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Kawaii, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Kawaii: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Kawaii:
Kawaii: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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