my uncle is coming over :D

i want to sleep

*clap* congrats

barbacue and fireworks shit

nice :)

i’m currently driving through chicago to get to dayton

nice! ^_^

My friend’s family is coming over

ooooooo cool :P

Invade all the Middle East for oil then save Europe from Russia then throw off fireworks while blasting "The Stars and Stripes Forever" Earrape while we all yell "FREEDOM!!!!!"

InTeReStiNg

All that before 12pm. After that we will eat an All American lunch of cheeseburgers and guns with Jesus toast before going and worshipping a picture of George Washington. At 3pm we go out and set off another round of fireworks to the Battle Hymn of the Republic Earrape and then at 4pm we watch the Apollo 11 moon landing broadcast and when Neil Armstrong steps on the Moon we all yell "THE SOVIETS SUCK!". At 7pm we assassinate Vladimir Putin and at 8pm we set off more fireworks to the Star Spangled Banner Earrape and as soon as it's done we all yell "GOD BLESS THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!"

WOW COOOOOOOOOL

Getting an immune reaction from the covid vaccine.

oof