But hes ugl-

*no effect.*

Your statement does not count because goat boy has a minigun

Do you even know how defencive my thick fluff is? This is me:

I hit your hands

I can just grab all the bullets.

I used pacify and made you sleep

But im guff. I choose when to sleep

But I'm Ralsei, and I can pacify you and put you to sleep whether like it or not

Even if you put me to sleep, you can't kill me. All you can do is make my fluff dirty by shooting bullets at it. Hands and legs are capable enough, too.

No he's better

Ok but really not that much

He's the best prince you could ever ask for

Because theyre all bullshit

No

He's always there to support you and heal you and be hugged

And thats pretty much it.

He knows all type of magic

Yes like any. Other. Fuhkin. Sorceress

Sorcerer

Don't misgender him

He's gone through enough misgendering already

Ok

*pacifies you as the storm comes in, takes all of your heals*

I eat the storm. And heals? I can get new ones.

I took all the heals everywhere and the storm one shots you

The power from the storm will only make your side of the problem worse

And it's uneatable

If it was uneatable, I'd drink milk.

Milk doesn't give you health

But then what do I do with you

Wait, if I convince robo ray to get rid of whoever tf that furry is, milk cant disagree, but its gonna cost me a fortune. Its fine, I can get midas to turn my useless things into Gold like he does every week

His name is Ralsei and he's the Dark Prince.

Oh like uglyass Prince charming?