Real speech from John F. Kennedy regarding Cuban Missile Crisis:
My fellow Americans, there's a Soviet move-a
to put a shitload of nukes on the island of Cuba.
It appears that Moscow has fed us lies,
and I will not stand idly by.
Now I know what you're thinking, last year wasn't great.
The Bay of Pigs invasion was a big mistake.
But after careful thought, the decision's been made.
We'll stop Russian ships with a naval blockade.
