dragon rp

I’m sorry Little one.
*grabs gun and attempts to shoot the creature*

###The bullet fazes through it###
Cosmo: I am one with the galaxy. You cannot kill me.

Uh, what?

Cosmo: Why did you try to kill me, anyway...?

What would you do if something was sitting on you? Give it a kiss?

Cosmo: Not exactly like that. But I found you fainted on my cosmos mountain and I wanted to see if you were okay...

Why would you want to see me? I'm, not uh, anything special.

Cosmo: Because I care about everyone in the galaxy, whether they're bad or not.

Uhm, am I bad?

Cosmo: I don't know. Are you?

Possibly? I don't choose my destiny. I dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same.

Cosmo: All the same. And since I saw you were fine, I suppose I'll teleport you back to where you were and tell my sister, Luna, not to teleport you to my mountain... I can detect it was Luna.

Wait, I want to know more! I can't just see this and let it go?

Cosmo: Well... What exactly else do you want to know...? Ask away.

Well, how do I gain power. Not political power, but cosmic power.

Cosmo: Through the Legendary Wonders Of The Ten Cosmic Trials Of The Amethyst Galaxy.
Cosmo: Anything else to ask...?

Help me do whatever that is.

Cosmo: Well... I will only help you do the Legendary Wonders Of The Ten Cosmic Trials Of The Amethyst Galaxy, if you help me furst.

With, uh, what exactly?

Cosmo: Help me and Luna find our long lost parents. We've looked everywhere...

Ok. So, uh, where haven't you searched?

Cosmo: The places that are too dangerous fur us.
Cosmo: The Furbidden Jungle, The Butterblood Fields, The Mythical Angel Cave,

(oops a comma at the end of cave wasn't supposed to be there)

I see. Maybe I could search these areas. You never know what might happen.

Cosmo: Alright... But be careful, they are super dangerous towards any power of life...

Ok. I make internet jokes that I'm dead inside, so maybe It'll be true and I don't just say that stuff because it's mainstream.

Cosmo: Good luck.

Yes, uh, what's your name?

Cosmo: Cosmo.

Oh, uh, my name is Gerald.

Cosmo: Alright.

So, where is this place? Is it like, a 5 minute walk away?

Cosmo: Nope... we'll do the easiest one we can get to so far, which is The Butterblood Fields...
Cosmo: We have to do some sort of satanic cosmos ritual to summon the God of the Galaxy so we can ask him if he can open us a Buttersplat black hole so we can head there.

Or, we can just not ask? Let's just make one ourselves. You seem magical enough to do that.

Cosmo: I can only rip the fabric of reality apart and summon regular black holes.

Oculus: "AHM FIRIN' MAH LAZORZ" *his face ignnites and a blast of pure aether shoots out of it*

Cosmo: Are you okay...? I think you may be having a weirdness seizure...

*he glitches* "guh sorry i was browsing the internet in my sleep and woke up in the middle o- wait who are you and why are you in my house?"

Cosmo: You're not in your house... You're in my galaxy castle on top of my cosmos mountain.
Cosmo: I am Cosmo. I found you fainted on my cosmos mountain and I wanted to see if you were okay... Why? Because, I care about everyone in the galaxy, whether they're bad or not...

"the hell wdid I do last night?"

Cosmo: I think I can detect you were teleported here to my cosmos mountain by my sister, Luna..

"alright where are they?"

Cosmo: I'll tell you if you tell me why you want Luna.

"i am going to ask them why they brought me her."

Cosmo: I'll take you there if you purromise not to hurt her, okay?

"sure"

here*

Cosmo: Follow me.

*he gets up and walks after her*

Cosmo's tiny wings fly out the door and to a room on the other side of the railing in the same direction of the room you were just in.
Cosmo: Well, this is Luna's room...

"and where is Luna?"

Cosmo: Inside her room.
Cosmo: Go in.

*he walks in*

Cosmo: *hides around the corner*

"why are you hiding?"

Cosmo: To make sure you don't kill Luna

"yeah i wont kill them"

Cosmo: okay...

"HEY LUNA!!!"

Luna gives you silence and doesn't respond.
Luna(whispering): Oasheno cazhan ashlu oricod zaerisin, moursi laderg comsailn daseg murhoin...

"did you bring me here?"

Luna: *doesn't respond*
Luna(whispering): Ozasnhi calest farusio slaeua, oribayu ashilem... Kokadio asdedal shardeiro...

"cosmo?"

Cosmo: Yea?

"dafuqs she sayin?"

Cosmo: First off, Luna doesn't speak normal languages. Second, Luna is probably doing her type of meditation...

"then how do i ask her literally anything?"

Cosmo: I can tell you why.

"then why?"

Cosmo: I think Luna may have mistaken you for one of our parents... She can't recognize anything...

"what if I slap them?"

Cosmo: Won't work. She's blind without our parents, and we're both immortal to anything that could hurt us, even mildly. For example, a slap. Won't work, even if it's mildly painful.

"how would I havd killed them then?"

Cosmo: Only one thing can kill us... AND THAT'S OURSELVES!

*picks you up and throws you into Luna*

Cosmo: Only works if we decide to make it work. NOW SAY GOODBYE.
You begin seeing stars, and you're suddenly back into your house and out of the galaxy.

The end.

"finally!"