TODAY WE PONDER IDEOLOGICALLY IMBUED LEFTIST 'SCIENCE' . . . IF I SAY THAT IT'S CURRENTLY BROILING HOT IN VARIOUS PLACES NORTH OF THE MASON-DIXON LINE THEN IT'S . . . CLIMATE CHANGE! BUT IF I SAY THAT NORMALLY BROILING HOT HOUSTON, TEXAS IS CURRENTLY ENJOYING A VAST AMOUNT OF RAINFALL AND MUCH COOLER THAN NORMAL TEMPERATURES THEN IT'S . . . WEATHER!