And the Lord sent a messenger, and as Abraham was about to pog Isaac, the messenger appeared to him and said, "Abraham! ABRAHAM!" "Here I am" Abraham replied. "Do not lay a hand on the boy," he said. "Do not pog him. Now I know that you fear God, because you have not withheld from him your son, your only son." Abraham simply replied, "Poggers." -Genesis 22:11-24