Sneke

Yes

upvote snek
and the rat god

Is dat neo?

Yes.

So he has a snake form?

He can shapeshift so yes-

Cool

I just saw the gartic phone mouse in the corner lol

Vore.

Wait wot

Thomas: neo?

Neo: ?

Thomas: hi!

Neo: hewo!

Thomas: *hugs* how are you?

Neo: I’m fine.

Thomas: good. I haven’t seen you in a while

Neo: yeah..

Thomas: I missed you

Neo: *proceeds to kiss* I miss you too.

*he blushes*
Thomas: nothing bad has happened to you right?

Neo: nope!

Thomas: good. I mean I was killed at least 15 times but that’s fine

Neo: ...

Thomas: I’m fine, don’t worry

Neo: you sure?..

Thomas: yep.I don’t like it but I can handle it

Neo: ok then..

Thomas: *hugs him*
I’m ok alright? I really don’t want you to worry

Neo: mhm..

Thomas: *kisses him*
Good

*he slightly smiles.*

Thomas: *smiles back* so what do you wanna do?

Neo: idk.

Thomas: you hungry? We could get something to eat

Neo: like what to be exact?

Thomas: I don’t know what would you want to eat?

Neo: hm..

Thomas: *waiting*

Mr. Dusk: eat him-

Neo: .-.

Thomas: GO***MNIT DUSK WILL YOU EVER GIVE UP ON TRYING TO MAKE HIM DO THAT???

Mr. Dusk: fine fine, I guess the snek should eat something normal.

*he snaps his fingers and a pile of dead rats exists.*

Thomas: bro-

Neo: y tho-

Mr. Dusk: not your taste?

*the rats become birds.*

Thomas: why can’t you just leave us alone

Mr. Dusk: ok.

*he stops existing*

Thomas: thanks

Neo: welp I guess I’ll go with chicken. —w—“

Thomas: ok. Why the f**k does that guy always try to make you eat me or otherwise just be annoying?

Hooded Squid: for an embodiment of negativity, it’s normal.

Thomas: who’reyou?

Fakie: I have returned to say that you are a simp

Thomas: shut up

Fakie: nope, but you’ll be the one shutting up when I give you to you know who

Thomas: you cant

Fakie: and why can’t I?

Thomas: you’re banned from existence

Fakie: then why am I here dumbass?

Thomas: idk

Fakie: anyway I am sending you to him as a birthday gift

Thomas: no

Fakie: you don’t get a choice

*he stabs her and runs away*

*she dies and then she respawns near him*

Fakie: you can’t get rid of me that easily

*he ties her to a rock and leaves*

*she just teleports near him*

Fakie: accept your fate bitch

Thomas: no

*he gets pulled into a portal by Lunar*

Lunar: so I need to warn you about something…

Thomas: yeah?

Lunar: well…. on July 28th, something bad will happen

Thomas: what is it?

Lunar: that’s my husband’s birthday, he does something on that day that I’d prefer not to mention

Thomas; oh……

Lunar: you know what, I should just say what he does. On his f**king birthday, he eats pretty much all day

Thomas;… fatass

Lunar: yes, at least no one else does it on their birthday

Thomas;…

Lunar: I’m still genuinely surprised that Blaze doesn’t

Thomas: yeah

Lunar: also can you forward that to BN…. Or I’ll go tell him myself

Thomas: sure

Lunar: actually I want to tell him myself…

*she teleports somewhere and then screams BN’s name*

Bn: yes?

Lunar: I need you to do something on July 28th

Bn: what is it?

Lunar: *tells him what happens on July 28th* and I need you to prevent that from happening

Bn: ok

Lunar: …..god why am I still married to him

Bn: no idea

Lunar: anyway will you try to stop him from doing that?

Bn: yes

Lunar: thank you

Bn: np

*she leaves*

(Uh… who should I use now?)

Hooded Squid: a person-

Thomas: ok… anyway let’s get CHicken

Neo: ok!

*he goes to his car*

*he hops inside.*

*he starts driving*

Neo: *just vibes*

*they pull up at some random restaurant*
Thomas: you wouldn’t eat me even if mr dusk kept telling you to right?

Neo: no, at least... I hope not...

Thomas: wdym you hope not?

Neo: ...

Thomas; please tell me

Piccione: y’know he could fully control someone, right?

Thomas; Who can? And how’d you get here??

Piccione: I’m a pigeon, I’m everywhere, and I’m talking about circle man.

Thomas: oh…… well let’s hope he doesn’t do that, anyway let’s get some food
*he gets out of the car*

Neo: *gets out as well*

*he goes into the restaurant and holds the door open for neo*

*he enters the place*

*thomas takes a seat*

*he sits down in front of him.*

*he orders somrthing*

Neo: *just vibes*

*the waiter brings the food over and Thomas starts to eat*

Neo: *nom*

(whatd he eat?)
*thomas is still eating*

(The food-)

(K)
Thomas: do you like it?

Neo: mhm!

Thomas: good
*continues eating*

Neo: *nom x2*

Thomas: alright I’m full
*he looks down for his wallet to pay for the stuff*

Neo: me too..

*he pulls out the money and puts it on the table*
Thomas: alright let’s go home

Neo: ok.

*he gets back in the car*

*he gets inside as well.*

*he starts driving*

*he’s just sitting there.*

Thomas: that was nice

Neo: yep.

Thomas: *yawns* I’m kinda tired

Neo: ok then.

Thomas: hopefully I don’t fall asleep while I’m driving, keep me awake will ya? I don’t wanna crash

Neo: ok. *proceeds to become a parrot*

Thomas: ok then?

Neo: *derp*

Thomas: *starts to drift off*

Neo: *just sitting*

*his head goes down*

*Neo notices and squawks just in case.*

*thomas startles awake*
Thomas: thanks for waking me
*he keeps driving*

Neo: no problem!

*they arrive at neo’s house*

Neo: *looks out at the window*

Thomas: *yawns* we’re here

Neo: alright.

Thomas: *he opens the door for neo*

*Neo walks out.*

Thomas: see ya tomorrow!

Neo: ok! ^^ *he waves*

Thomas: *blows a kiss*

*he blushes.*

Thomas: *starts to drive off*
Thomas: love you!

Neo: love you too! *he enters the house as he says this.*

*he drives to his house, trying not to fall back asleep*