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So theres this senior helping in our class, we'll call her Skye. She's cool, hip length hair, tall, but I should have noticed as a red flag that she keeps like lifting up her shirt and giving her stomach a good scratch. Like bro...that's kinda mUsTy...π
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so anyways today we were making lasagna with a side of broccoli and we were making the meat or something but my friend wanted to put her broccoli away. So shes walking to the walk in fridge and she sees skye like standing there and THIS MUSTY WOMAN STICKS OUT HER FLAT BEHIND AND SHOVES HER HAND RIGHT IN THERE WRIST DEEP LIKE EWWWWWW π
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And when my friend told us I started laughing for I'm not kidding an HOUR. And after 5 minutes skye walks over and me and my friend look at each other and held it in so long we practically became blue but after skye tOUCHES MAH LASAGNA PAN I START LAUGHING AND SHE THINKS IM LAUGHING AT THE LASAGNA AND GIGGLES AND WALCCS AWAY AND SUDDENLY MY FRIEND AND I START SCREAMING AND LAUGHING AND I'M JUST SCREAMING "OMG SHE TOUCHED MY PAN XDDDD" π
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So then afterwards we go into another room to wait and I faceplant on the floor and somehow manage to scream, cry, and laugh at the same time and my friend is like bruh youre still laughing and I'm like YES SHE TOUCHED MY PAN LMAO AND WE ALL START LAUGHING WHGDJASDGHEWGRBHWVG π
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AND SKYE COMES IN WITH ONE OF THOSE TRAYS WAITERS HOLD FOR A CONTEST AND THIS LADY IS RUBBING HER HANDS ALL OVER IT AND SHE HANDS IT TO ME AND I'M LIKE GEE THANKS π
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AND THEN IN THE END SHE GAVE ME A BAG OF SHREDDED CHEESE FOR MY LASAGNA AND I ASK MY FRIEND IF SHE WASHED HER HANDS AND SHE SAID NOPE AND LMAOOOOO I PICKED UP THE CHEESE WITH TWO FINGERS AND WAS LIKE .....tHaNks, YoU sHoUlDn'T hAvE
OMG I GET THIS NOW π
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SO ONE OF THE GIRLS DIDNT WANT THE CHEESE WHEN SKYE OFFERED IT AND I THINK YALL CAN GUESS WHY NOW XDDDDDDDDDD
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