Hard to argue

This is the best thing I've seen all day

i identify as the king of space and time

i identify as the king of all things

I Identify as a Jedi master

While you are on this council, we do not grant you the rank of master.

Take a seat, young skywalker

forgive me master

(Actually you are supposed to say Master Windu, I think)

if they want to quote the movies, sure.
if not, then its fiiiiiine

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