DO YOU LIKE HOW I DANCE? I GOT ZIRCONIUM PANTS! (CONSEQUENTIAL ENOUGH TO SLIP YOU INTO A TRANCE.) DO YOU LIKE HOW I WALK? DO YOU LIKE HOW I TALK? DO YOU LIKE HOW MY FACE? (DISINTEGRATES INTO CHALK.) I HAVE A WONDERFUL WIFE, I HAVE A POWERFUL JOB! SHE CRITICIZES ME FOR BEING EGOCENTRIC! (OH HO HO HO); YOU PRACTICE YOUR MANNERISMS INTO THE WALL- IF THIS MIRROR WERE CLEARER I'D BE STANDING SO TALL! I SAW YOU SLOBBER OVER CLOVERS ON THE SIDE OF THE HILL. I WAS OBSERVING THE BIRDS- CIRCLE IN FOR THE KILL! I BEEN YOU, I KNOW YOU, YOUR FACADE IS A SCAM. Y'KNOW YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY! THIS IS THE WAY THAT I AM! I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE- A METOMORPHICAL SCHEME! DETECTIVE UNDERCOVER BROTHERHOOD- OBJECTIVE, OBSCENE! OH... NO... NO... OH... YEAH!