Anais: Wait you poisoned me?
Darwin: Uh... what?
Anais: My leg fell asleep. You really thought I, the girl immune to stabs and bullets, could be poisoned?
Darwin: Please forgive me sis...
Anais: I would never kill my own family! But I would hurt them.
Darwin: Wait wha- AHHHHH
*Anais plunges a dagger into his leg*

Darwin: OML THIS HURTS LIKE HELL
Anais: You learned your lesson?
Darwin: YES YES PLEASE REMOVE IT OMG
Anais: *removes the dagger and calmly polishes it of the blood*
Darwin: *limps away* GUMBALL GET THE BANDAGES

*2 days later*
Anais: *walking down a dark alleyway in Elmore's business district* The great thing about being basically invincible is that I can do dangerous stuff like this and get jumped and have them begging for mercy in 30 seconds.
Darwin: *jumps out with knife* SURPRISE MOTHERF**KER! *jumps at her and stabs her in the chest*
Anais: WHAT THE HELL DARWIN?
Darwin: This is revenge! Say goodbye!
Anais:
Darwin:
Anais: So... are you flirting with me?
Darwin: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?!
Anais: That doesn't answer my question.

Quick question, where do u get these prompts from?

https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

Thx