This will be f u n .

Hero: Adam? Caroline, who's that? *he yawned, his eyes closed*

Red: Who is Caroline?

Hero: Caroline, my wife-this isn't my room, or my body.

Red: ...ah sh*t, it happened again.

Hero: What? I feel way less stronger, and I can't get my half alien side.

Red: What’s your name.

Hero: Hero Ishiki, leader of The Protectors of Reality.

Red: Name’s Red, leader of… literally nothing. Another one of those soul wave things went off.

Hero: Soul wave? Like those realities waves that got me stuck on an island full of uncivilized murders for months?

Red: Eh… no. It’s a moment when two people’s souls are transported to different vessels.

Hero: Are you meaning that this guy's soul is currently sleeping with my wife? In my body?

Red: Most likely-

Hero: *he got out of bed* That's it where's my house-

Red: Hell if I know.

Hero: How far is Lightway?

Red: What the hell is Lightway?

Hero: A city, on Earth.

Red: Where on Earth, we ARE on Earth.

Hero: In the USA.

Red: Kay. You should be able to teleport both of us there.

Hero: How, exactly?

Red: Ah f*ck I dunno, we are in England right now.

Hero: Oh, cool. This is where the tea is.

Red: Yeah…

Hero: Ello mate, I'm bri ish.

Red: .-.

Hero: I'm jokin.

Red: …

Hero: 🗿

Red: Eh, figure it out. I’m gonna check on Adam’s son. *walks away*

Hero: Alright. *he got up*

Red: Hmm…

Hero: Okay, we need to get to the USA, quickly.

Red: …but what is gonna happen to Adam?

Hero: Well, he's in my house, with my wife, and my daughter, has super strength, and is half alien.

Red: Damn-

Hero: Yeah, I know, it's an okay life.

Red: …yeah.

Hero: We can get a plane, right?

Red: I dunno.

Hero: What do you mean? You can get a plane ticket, right?

Red: I got here by boat.

Hero: What-

Red: Yes.

Hero: *confusion*

Red: …

Hero: Is it fast enough to get me home?

Red: ...no.

Hero: Wack.

*somebody is banging on the door*

Hero: What!

Adam: OPEN THE F*CKING DOOR RED. I TELEPORTED OVER HERE.

Red: But I thought-

Adam: My abilities one from my soul not my body, dumbass.

Red: o

Hero: Give me my body back! I miss being half alien!

Adam: It isn’t my fault this happened! Go***amn...

Hero: I don't care who's fault it is. I'm going to get my body back, then kill whoever did this!

Adam: Dude... nobody did.

Hero: Then how did it happen?