This will be f u n .

Chris: excuse me but the Adam you know and Chris qyen have appeared to have a body swap. For some reason, my mind is stuck in your friends body.

Red: …oh wow.

Chris: it’s weird ik.

Red: ...eh...?

“Y-yep!” She gulps down her anxiety- identifying as female, Melody was very uncomfortable

Red: Is something wrong? You look a bit stressed out.

“N-nope! I’m just fine!”

Red: You don’t stutter this much…

Todd (In Adams Body): Y-YEP! *sweat*

Red: You good bro?

Todd (you know): Yeah sure!

Red: ...okay then.

Todd: where is my pistol and my knife!

Red: In the truck.

Todd: why is my jacket not pink?

Red: Your jacket wasn’t ever pink...

Todd: Yes, it was let me- wait. Where are my old photos and where are we?

Red: We are in England. Your son is waiting for you, we got a trip comin’ up.

Todd: I'm from Norway, I'm not this guy.

Red: ...ah sh*t, it’s happening again.

Todd: trust me, ive been in a blue haired midgets body before.

Red: I see.

Todd: he was a good rapper according to my mind

Red: Okay now where is your body, Adam’s soul is probably in it.

Todd: Last i remember, in my bed in New York.

Red: Seriously? New York? We are in England… damnit.

Todd: Well Anyone in New York feels the same with adamm

Red: …

Todd: ...

Red: …uh…

Todd: I'll pay when I'm back in my body

Red: Kay.

*somebody knocks on the door*

Todd: YEAH?

Adam: OPEN THE DAMN DOOR RED!

Red; …oh sh*t that’s Adam.

Todd: wait who?

Red: That’s Adam.

Adam: RED SHUT UP AND OPEN THE F*CKING DOOR!

Todd: *waits*

Red: *opens the door*

Adam: AT LEAST THE BODY I’M IN IS ALSO RUSSIAN-

Todd: I'm Norwegian

Adam: …ah.

Red: And I thought I was the dumb one.

Adam: Red, can you for once just shut up?

Todd: i wanna listen

Adam: Red, if I could relate you to an Eddsworld character, you’d be Matt.

Red: Shut up.

Todd: I'm tords clone

Red: …

Adam: …

Todd: ...

Red and Adam: Oh wow.

Todd: i even have my own robot. But i cant call it until I'm in my body.

Adam: *has a smug look*

Todd: It also only identifies me by my mind and my body.

Mercury: Ummmm so I’m Mercury but I’m in Adam’s body. It’s not kinky

Red: UWOTM8-

Mercury: I’m kidding I’m kidding! ( I am stuck on king lancer in the demo D:)

Red: Oh okay.

(Oof. I’m stuck just trying to get to the Jevil fight.)

( rip )

(I probably will be stuck on it for ages.)

Red: …sh*t.

Mercury: Please help me

Red: …uh-

Mercury: I want to die

Red: .-.

Mercury: If I kill myself while I’m in his body, would he die when he comes back?

Red: Adam would be dead if you did that.

Mercury: Oh.

Red: So…

Mercury: So what? God. Deltarune is trash.