Tobias: I was raised better than you idiots.
Anais: Shut the hell up and say it or I will rip your heart out through your ass.
Nicole: IF YOU DON'T STOP USING THAT LANGUAGE YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A YEAR!
Anais: BUT GUMBALL SAID IT FIRST!
Gumball: DAD TAUGHT ME IT, SO I TAUGHT HER!
Nicole: RICHARD?!
Richard: Relax, I only taught him 5 different uses!

Nicole: IM DIVORCING YOU!
Richard: But Nicole-
Nicole: I DON'T CARE!

The next day:

Lawyer: The children will swap, 3 days with Mrs. Watterson, 3 days with Mr. Watterson, and so forth-
Nicole: NO! NO! I WANT FULL CUSTODY! I ALSO WANT 100% OF THE SHARED ASSETS!
Lawyer: I'm afraid we can't do 100 perce-
Nicole: HIGHEST NUMBER YOU CAN THEN!

Richard: *shoots anais*

Anais: WHO THE HELL PINCHED ME IN THE BACK?!
Gumball: Uhm..... that wasn't a pinch..
Richard: What the hell?
Nicole: *doesn't notice*

Richard: *shoots Gumball, and everybody saw the whole thing*

Anais: Oh well lookie here, I've been shot. That's why there's so much blood OH MY GOSH GUMBALL ARE YOU OK??
Nicole: RICHARD WHAT THE HELL??
Richard: Uh.. I don't know? What's coming over me? I can't control my arm!

Gumball: *death*
Lawyer: *gets camera and shows Darwin, Anais and Nicole*

Richard: OH MY GOSH NOOOO
Anais: Yeah I better treat this shouldn't i

Nicole: HOW MANY OTHER WORDS DID YOU TEACH THE KIDS?
Richard: The f**k word, the shit word, the cu-
Nicole: OK THAT'S IT, THIS GROUP CHAT IS DISBANDED! ALL YOU KIDS ARE GROUNDED FOR 6 MONTHS, AND RICHARD IS GROUNDED FOR A YEAR!
Richard: You can't ground me! I'm a full grown adult!
Nicole: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT TO ME YOUNG MAN!