Nemo's announcement template sam and max

How old are you

16+

At least the 26 year old man isn't a pedophile

Hes poofesure.

What?

Look it up

Cool

Wait me?
Jesus
I already have a boyfriend
And I'm 24 you moron

I'm lonely

Same

You have a boyfriend. You're not lonely, dumbass

He yells at me
And throw things at me
He hit me once...

Why the hell are you with him?

Cause he says he loves me
And I don't want him to blow his head off

You're a grown ass man. Get away from him before I do something about it.

I'd rather just avoid him

Robert.

How do you know my first and totally real first name?

Shut up and do as i say.

Hard headedness runs in the family

I am trying to f**king take care of you since you clearly can't do it yourself. Now. If you'd rather continue to get your ass beat by your dickhead of a boyfriend, be my guest. I tried. Clearly that means nothing to you.

It does
I'm just to open about my emotions that's what
You did nothing wrong here

Fine.

Im not mature at all
I either got hit in the head or my brains got burnt out by staring into the sun

Do you think i am? F**k. I'm the youngest person in my grade and all the teachers tell me "Oh well that's surprising considering how mature you are."

Few know how I act when I'm Not around adults or such.

But I'll be mature when studying, or trying to save my dumb ass friend from a clearly toxic relationship but he's too stupid and stubborn to even try. And he doesn't know that there are other people in the world that would cut their f**king chest open, rip their heart from their veins and arteries, just to give it to him because for some reason the heart is a symbol of love.

Well if you put it that way

Hm?

Sorry

Don't be sorry.

I will

No

Yes

Robert.

That's not even my name
I have a fake name
And that's my 32nd

Damn you

Lmao

No.

Yes

sowwy uwu

Why do I have that song with Johnny cash stuck in my head

Why do I have Bella Bella stuck in my head?

Idek what that is

SOFT AND SWEET LIKE CARAMEL~~
Song by esc

Wh

She drops her lipstick on the floor
It rolled along the corridor
She headin' for the bathroom door
You follow blindly
You knock upon the pearly gate
Before you know it, it's too late
You took the apple and you ate
A big ol' bite!

I was a highway man
A sword and pistol by my side
Somn
Somn
But I'm still alive

The wife is sweet enough to eat
You have a fetish for her feet
Without her you were incomplete
You love her dearly
But now at home she's all alone
She never nags, she never moans
She say you are her precious stone
She shine up nice!

Wha-

And i have trust issues and would never crush on a super straight, super gay, super lesbian, or super bi or whatever super what

I have trust issues as well, that's why I call everyone a moron

Cool.

I have bad anxiety as well

Mhm.

P**is

Pp

UwU

Ew

Rude

What?-

Hmm?

You thought I was talking about you?

Well I never-
And you did...
And I am...

Speak damn it. Km curious now.

Nah

Why the f**k not?

Hmm?

Never mind then. Keep your secrets, wishing well

I have anger issues

I did and you're what?

Hmm?

Answer.

Not up to it
To much talking for me