Airstrikes

YASSSSSSS

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

GO NOW. LAUNCH THE AIRSTRIKES

BOOM BOOM BOOM dud BOOM

space marine 1: ey, that a dud?
space marine 2: I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING OVER THIS AWSOMENESS BROTHER, DEUS VULT!!!!
space marine 1: YES BROTHER, FOR HOLYNESS! REMEMBER WHAT THE FURRYS DID TO DANNY!!!!!
all the space marines: FOR THE EMPEROR

BOOM KABLAM BOOM BOOM BOOB *MORE ANGRY BOMB NOISES*

PERFECT. I recommend you focus on the animepolice first. Then when we finish the animepolice. We can finish off the furries. I'm sending a small but professional force to attack the furries.

yes sir! I am currently using airstrikes and tactical nukes to silence animepolice's heresy.

GREAT

sir, 15 animepolice bases have been destroyed! we shall continue the heavy bombardment.

Great! Stop the airstrikes now. See the latest image.

yes sir!

space marine 5: ALRIGHT BOIS, WE HEARD THE GENERAL, STOP ALL AIRSTRIKES
space marine 4: kk, but I was enjoying myself... [THOOM]

Now you will shell artillery!

YEAAAHHHH, THE VRAKS BOISS GONNA BE BOMBIN

WHY

Because

WHY ARE WE AT WAR

A furry weeb raided us

[THOOM] whats goig on why are we at war wtf

A furry weeb raided us and danny was kidnapped

FOOL OF A TOOK! YOU SHOULD'VE JUST WENT AFTER THAT ONE FURRY, NOT NUKE THEIR ENTIRE CIVILIZATION!

DID WE DO THAT IN THE FIRST FURRY WAR WHEN YOU WERE THERE?

n o

because THEN they had an official war declaration and army, not a band of drunken furries.

Why are you anti-war?

Why are you pro-war? War means sadness, pollution, hatred, mass destruction, and death.

THATS WHAT WE ALL FEEL RIGHT NOW. SADNESS BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY DID TO DANNY. HATRED BECAUSE WE GOT RAIDED

AND YOU WISH TO SPILL INNOCENT BLOOD BECAUSE OF YOUR WRATH?

MY WRATH? ITS THEIR WRATH THAT STARTED IT ALL

Not all of them. THERE ARE INNOCENT AMONG THE EVIL, BEHAPP. THAT crucial thing is what you fail so terribly to understand.

I can't stop you.

God help you, and god help them.

WHICH ACCOUNTS?!

ALL OF THEM I THINK!?

you don't just assume. My dad taught me this. When you ASSUME things, you make an ASS out of U and ME. ASS-U-ME. YOU SHOULD'VE CHECKED IN WITH THEIR OFFICIALS!

Just join the war

See we'll only stop the war against the furries if they surrender.

OR we could find a DIPLOMATIC SOLUTION. As a matter of fact, ima do that right now.

Diplomacy will get nowhere in this situation.

If you find a diplomatic situation. Make them pay.

I just did find one.

What?