Uh i uh....What?

I kill it.

(it wont die)

*it dies* (Dont take this seriously)

Oof

bf: god why are alternate mes so weird

Bf: its not his fault

Pink: Aww, it's cute!

Bf: (shaking)

Pink: So.. what's wrong, little guy?

Bf: (starts Luaghing)

Pink: Uh......

Bf: whats your name?

Pink: I'm Sayori, but I go by Pink.

Bf: who are you freinds with

Pink: Senpai, Rocket, Natsuki, and Monika.

Bf: please now give me it NOW

Pink: No! I won't let no one take my body!

Mario: yeah

Bf: i have a question

Pink: Ok! Ask away!

Bf: PLEASE I DONT LIKE THIS BODY!

Pink: Well then. I'll find someone who'll give up their body, ok?

Bf: i cant wait ill just steal you body

Pink: Please don't.

Mario: u look familiar

Pink: I do?

Bf: can i take your body

Pink: Uh......no.

Bf: (pulls out knife)
goodbye
(suddenly a bullet speeds past bf)
Bf: what the

Pink: What the-

Bf: please this ones pathectic

Pink: =(

(suddenly someone punches bf away)
Mario: welp that takes care of him for a minute (turns around) names Mario how ya doing

Pink: Uh....Hello Mario.

Azzia: who the heck are you..?

Bf: its me boyfriend

Me: Um... hi?

(shaking)

(Holds out hand)

Bf: yum

(Huh?)

Bf: i have a question

"Yeah?"

Bf: can i kill you?

Me: (Shakes head no)

Bf: i just want the body

???: (Running away from a LOT of fanboys) SOMEONE HELP ME!
Me: (Looks over at the fanboys)

Bf: too bad

Me: (Creates a shield)

Bf: (pulls out knife)

Me: (Starts running)

Bf: I JUST WANT YOUR SOUL!

???: Sorry bucko, but this kid's soul is mine.

Bf: who

Nightmare Sans: (Glaring at BF)

Bf: what now!

???: HELP ME!