Choose wisely, i would suggest not trying to fight

Jacob: h u uh

...hello.

Jacob: hi

Chris: :0 it’s guff from fartnite!

Yes, it is i, Guff

Minus: what the

Me: Well well well, look whos here, i assume youre from here, right?

Minus: well no i kinda travel through timelines

Same.

Minus: ......what the hell even are you?

Guff. My name is Guff. And you?

Minus: its ajthewolf but i prefer minus

I see. So then, Minus, you got any...bounties?

Minus: what do you mean?

*Pulls it out* i saw it from the start.

Luke: Liar!

...Oh really?

Minus: just attack he talks shit and then gets Loses so just beat him already

Wait hes gone?

(luke appears next to you) Wow you think you can kill me dont ya?

You know, like someone i can kill for you as long as you can pay me several units to do so

Minus: nope

Yeh? Hurry up, i havent got all day

Minus: my brother luke find him kill him and ill give you anything you want!

Well, i shouldn't have doubted you

Luke: yeah.....ok time to die!

Ok lets finish this *Goes for a rapid attack with his swords*

Luke: i shit my pants(gets hit multiple times)

*Sigh* well i suppose i should take my leave, there is nothing for me to do here

Minus: WAIT i do have something for you

Minus: ok then

Gun? A normal gun that was made on this planet? Pathetic. *Pulls out supressed burst pump lever action alien lava ice fluff shotgun*

Luke: nope this gun shots invisable BOMBS!

Well im like everyone else, i dont die in one hit. *takes swords out*

Luke: against me you will!

Ok, ill set off to find him.

Minus: hes around here somewhere

I see

Minus: and peeing on a wall.....ew why would he do that

I see literal ghosts, ill have you know.

Luke: mmhmm yeah but ya dont see the knife in ur stomach!

Then prove it!

(pulls out gun) WITH PLEASURE!

Alright, i see him, I'll just snipe him. He seems to be an easy target

(luke dissapears)

Fami: o m g u r s o f l u f f y

Lol

Fami: *feels floof*

Get off of me bruh

*Gives some fluff

Fami: (image)

Bruh

Fami: *feels fluff that was given happily*

Haha

I have infinite flufd

*fluff

Fami: I'm Fami.

Quite a peculiar name

Fami: Yeah I know.

Ok anyways

Fami: imma continue going the way i was going.

Ok

Fami: Byeeeeeee *slowly fades out of existence the further they walk*

Farewell.

Fami: So like who tf are you-

Im guff. And you?