Choose wisely, i would suggest not trying to fight

Jacob: h u uh

...hello.

Jacob: hi

hi

Hi

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Hi

Hi

hi

Hugs that fatty

Its not that im fat, I just have a bunch of fluff. Like infinite.

Even better

Lol nice

Minus: what the

Me: Well well well, look whos here, i assume youre from here, right?

Minus: well no i kinda travel through timelines

Same.

Minus: ......what the hell even are you?

Guff. My name is Guff. And you?

Minus: its ajthewolf but i prefer minus

I see. So then, Minus, you got any...bounties?

Minus: what do you mean?

Well im like everyone else, i dont die in one hit. *takes swords out*

Luke: against me you will!

Ok, ill set off to find him.

Minus: hes around here somewhere

Well, i shouldn't have doubted you

Luke: yeah.....ok time to die!

I see

Minus: and peeing on a wall.....ew why would he do that

Then prove it!

(pulls out gun) WITH PLEASURE!

Wait hes gone?

(luke appears next to you) Wow you think you can kill me dont ya?

Gun? A normal gun that was made on this planet? Pathetic. *Pulls out supressed burst pump lever action alien lava ice fluff shotgun*

Luke: nope this gun shots invisable BOMBS!

I see literal ghosts, ill have you know.

Luke: mmhmm yeah but ya dont see the knife in ur stomach!

*Pulls it out* i saw it from the start.

Luke: Liar!

...Oh really?

Minus: just attack he talks shit and then gets Loses so just beat him already

Ok lets finish this *Goes for a rapid attack with his swords*

Luke: i shit my pants(gets hit multiple times)

Alright, i see him, I'll just snipe him. He seems to be an easy target

(luke dissapears)

You know, like someone i can kill for you as long as you can pay me several units to do so

Minus: nope

*Sigh* well i suppose i should take my leave, there is nothing for me to do here

Minus: WAIT i do have something for you

Minus: ok then

Yeh? Hurry up, i havent got all day

Minus: my brother luke find him kill him and ill give you anything you want!