"OH MY GWAD NEIL CICIEREGA!"

Kill.

*undie*
Please sir, I will give you gold. Just give me your credit card information.

I will offer free b1tcoin.

*Police find u*

*You fail*

100% is your a scammer wanting my credit card information just so you can make unathorized purchases.

No I will give you free cruise and gold. I am the king of Madagascar.

I can tell if I can see a scammer. bye! *exit*

*blocks exit with full gold wall*
You should have given me your credit card.

*I punch through the fake gold* nice try. *Ieaves the island in a helecopter*

*shoots down helicopter and starts cranking 90's*
Die, you zoomer!
*starts blasting cruise ships towards them*

*too bad too sad, my helecopter is bulletproof and lazer prooof.

*360 no-scope's the pilot*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*I regain control*

Jacob: I don't have one yet, S C A M M E R

I'm not a scammer.

Jacob: I can tell one if i can see it

No, I'm not.

Jacob: Bye * leaves *

Jim: here ya go! *gives credit card*

Thank you, my great sir. Please, leave now.

Kaylee, who is literally 11: I have no credit card

Then leave.

Kaylee: Um okay...

Actually, do you have parents?

Kaylee: Yeah...?

Tell them to give me their credit card information. They will get free gold and cruise to Hawaii.

Tiky: i has cookie

*steals cookie*
The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

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