if someone gets their genders mixed up, Xander (Top pic) is male, and vanessa (Bottom pic) Is female

Chris: *pulls out two glocks* Mind if I join in?

Xander: Not at all,

NightKing!Sans: uh

Xander: Alright, i've gotten my ass kicked fighting sans SO MANY TIMES in undertale, so im just gonna leave you alone

NightKing!Sans: dude... I'm not like OG

Xander: But still

NightKing!Sans: I'm worse

Xander: So im not gonna mess with you.....truce?

NightKing!Sans: sure... just don't piss me off or you have to deal with 45 phases

Jacob: æ

Xamder: Jacob my man! wanna go purge with us?

Jacob: how do you know me?

Xander: Pretty sure last purge you were with Alex, And hes also a f**kin kick-ass dude, So YOU'RE ONE OF THE BOIS!

Jscob: ME AND THE B O I S

(You know i always see ppl with these imgs on this stream i know its embrassing but where do you cuztomise avatrs or make things like this?)

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Cloak: please don’t hurt me

Vanessa: What did you think we were gonna do?

Cloak: umm kill me

Xander: A simple question that could save your life, do you like dubstep?

Cloak: yes?

Vanessa: Alright you get to live

Cloak: ok thanks *thinks* I’m glad I lied

Vanessa: You know were demons right? We can hear what youre thinking.

Cloak: I ummm

*she gets ready to snap his neck, but Xander intervenes*
Xander: WOAHWOAHWOAH! Thats way to f**king intense! d e c a p i t a t e h i m

Cloak: I’m sorry!!!

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Ren: what the

Xander: Shut up furry boy or get your ass handed to you b actual f**king devils

*By

*Ren puts his hand in the air*
Ren: Please spare me

Xander: Do you like dubstep tho?

Ren: Y-Yes

Xander: Aight you get to live, also, do you wanna purge?

Ren: P-please help me
???: THERE HE IS, GET HIM

*Vanessa thinks quick ang grabs ren* Vanessa: RUN!

*Ren transforms into a raccoon and he hets on Vanessa's shoulder*
Grunt 1: GET OUT OF OUR WAY

Yashi: * holds mg42* am about to reenact dday German version

Xander: A R E Y O U S U R E A B O UT T H A T M R . B A D A S S ?
*He then takes the gun out of his hands*

Yashi: * pulls out another mg42 out of fedora *

Vanessa: alright, ill just snap ir neck real quick and.....*She snaps his neck* there we go!

Yashi: * slow claps *

Xander: Ok mr. deadpool, we get it

Yashi: * pulls out tank from pocket *

(that is Kaz in his suit) *He looks at them, humming happily*

Xander: HERE'S JOHNNY! *Stabs him in the back with an axe*

Kaz- My. F**king. Suit. *He slashes the mask off of Xanders face*

Xander: OK JASON VOORHEES! TAKE THIS F**KER! *He shoves him down and stomps on his face super hard*

Kaz- Ow. Ouch. Ow. *Xander kicks the horn and it snaps. This causes a bolt of lightning to fire from the broken horn at Xander*

Xander: Like vanessa said earlier, You cant kill a human version of satan

Kaz- Well I got banned from the afterlife so where am I gonna go?

*They jump on him like in that one scene from brightburn*

(Never seen it). *Kaz Rolls, dodging them... He continues walking*
Kaz- Normally killers have a plan before they attack someone ya know *He laughs*

(Bassically brandon jumps on someone really fast and a neck snap sound effect plays) Xander: SHUT UP BITCH!

Kaz- Not female or a dog... Although I do have a nice sense of smell. Close your legs, it reeks of fish

Vanessa: Lets just end this quickly, im not even gonna bother asking the question *Snaps his neck*

Kaz- Ouch... *Snaps Vanessas neck*

Vanessa: Cant kill the anti-christ bitch! *slits his throat*

Kaz- HEY MY SUIT!!! *He jump's back before she can*

Vanessa: Shit!

Kaz- JEEZ I FORGOT HOW ANNOYING HELLSPAWN ARE *He pops his neck back into place, healing at an insane pace*