Seriously that’s impossible

Continue the chain

What’s a messiah

A god

Bruh go to church

Chuck Norris Hit 11/10 targets with 9 bullets.

Chuck Norris played 18 holes of golf, and shot a 17.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death is just too scared to tell him.

Chuck Norris killed 5 people with a grenade, then it exploded

When Chuck Norris attends a feminists rally, he returns with his laundry done and a sandwich.

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattlesnake, and after 2 weeks of excruciating pain, the snake died

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat.

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he pushes the world down

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Wanna see Chuck Norris enemy list? See the extinct species list

Chuck Norris puts steak seasoning on his cereal.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

No, after I said the one about cereal and after the one about the hospital.

Chuck Norris cooks his steak by staring at it, it cooks itself.

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

(You already said that)

what, look at the rest of the comments, it only appears once

XD

hes is the same god who ATE A TORTILA CHIP VERTICALLY WITHOUT GETTING HURT

And split 2 flat lego pieces without using his teeth

only by fire,fighting,and ground

If Lucario has a chest spike, isn't he technically called LEGOsi?

Oooooh

i can do BOTH. also i just JUMPED on a lego

I t d o e s n t h u r t t h a t m u c h

I HAVE A F**KING SCAR ON MY HAND FROM A CUT THAT I GOT FROM A LEGO!
I SWEAR ON MY FAMILY IM NOT LYING