*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Boyfriend: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Girlfriend: ...I did. I broke it. Boyfriend: No. No you didn't. Pico? Pico: Don't look at me. Look at Garcello. Garcello: What?! I didn't break it. Pico: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Garcello: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Pico: Suspicious. Garcello: No, it's not! AGOTI: If it matters, probably not, but Sky was the last one to use it. Sky: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! AGOTI: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Sky: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, AGOTI! Girlfriend: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Boyfriend. Boyfriend: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: AGOTI: Boyfriend... Pico's been awfully quiet. Pico: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Boyfriend, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Boyfriend: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Boyfriend: Boyfriend: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.