*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Boyfriend: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Girlfriend: ...I did. I broke it.
Boyfriend: No. No you didn't. Pico?
Pico: Don't look at me. Look at Garcello.
Garcello: What?! I didn't break it.
Pico: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Garcello: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Pico: Suspicious.
Garcello: No, it's not!
AGOTI: If it matters, probably not, but Sky was the last one to use it.
Sky: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
AGOTI: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Sky: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, AGOTI!
Girlfriend: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Boyfriend.
Boyfriend: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
AGOTI: Boyfriend... Pico's been awfully quiet.
Pico: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Boyfriend, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Boyfriend: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Boyfriend:
Boyfriend: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
