Fury

THE SOLDIERS OF A TANK UNIT HAD BEEN IN THE FIELD FOR TWO WEEKS WHEN THE SERGEANT ANNOUNCES: “I’VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS. FIRST THE GOOD NEWS:; TODAY WE’RE GOING TO CHANGE OUR UNDERWEAR.” THE TROOPS START CHEERING WILDLY. “NOW THE BAD NEWS,” CONTINUES THE SARGE... “SMITH, YOU CHANGE WITH HARRY. ANDREWS, YOU CHANGE WITH FRED…”