This one is long so I couldn’t screenshot it.
*The squad is over at Person A's house*
Person B: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Person A: ... N-No...
Person A, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Person B, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Person C: I see a-
Person A, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Person B: Oh, well I-
Person A: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Person A, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Person D: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Person E: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Person A: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Person A: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Person A, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Person A: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Person F, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Person A:
Person B: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Person A:
Person A, f**king ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
