Jacob: n e v a d a

???: Y e s

Jacob: XD

Todd: hello?

Joker: Damn, the hell happened to you?

Jim: you good bro?

Chris: Lemme guess, that piece of shit Hank?

Daniel: No, my name is Daniel, but I was harmed by Hank. Shot in the head 2 times.

(Carlos} You good-

???: I have 10 holes in my damn head, how would I be good?

(Carlos} I'll get some medical attention

???: Nah bruh, just because I'm not good doesn't mean I'm not fine. I had these holes in my head ever since the sheriff was killed. I used to work for him but then I got shot by Hank, I woke up in the hospital with a bandaid covering my left eye.

(Carlos} Hank, eh
That stupid frick.

???: Yeah... I can't believe he committed all those crimes just to evolve to committing mass genocide... Apparently his middle name isn't Motherfuсker for no reason...

(Carlos} Yea. Me and Tricky really hate that guy.

???: You know DJ TrickyM?

(Carlos} Yea

???: Dude, I used to go to Club M to see Tricky all the time! His songs are a literal bop! Especially his song Expurgation, it really got the whole club vibin'!

(Carlos} Yep
My favorite to be honest has gotta be either Madness or Hellclown

???: I see we are going to be very good friends.

(Carlos} *happy garbage noises*

???: Anyways, my name is Daniel. And you are?

(Carlos} The name's Carlos

Daniel: Soooo Carlos, do you have any rivalry's?

(Carlos} Nah
I just like killing people for no reason

Daniel: According to my friend Trollface he saw you fighting with his evil clone from a different universe called the Trollge.

(Carlos} Yea
We we're fighting in the mountains for no reason

Jim: *comes out of the shadows* you know of the trollge?

Akira: hank is here. Good

???: Hank? You mean that dude that has been slaughtering everybody in Nexus? I've heard of him, and I got shot 10 times in the head by him too.

Akira: yeah….he’s technically my father, since he…..

???: You do realize your father's middle name is literally Motherfuсker...

Akira: yeah…I shoulda seen that coming. But yeah, he’s been my father since I was born. Wait-

???: ?

Akira: hey dad