…

in the words of NWA "i don't give a f**k that's the problem"

*they rob her

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh *puls out uzi* ok ok come one give it back or i pull the trigger and take it all back plus your wallets.

*shoots your crush in the head and she falls over

*looks over* Damn. *sprays uzi*

Man: ah

*fires entire clip*

*he dies

Hello sir. Please drop the gun.

No

Why do you have to make this difficult?

Idk

Look. Just put down the gun and everything will be ok.

*shoots her in the head and she falls over*
Man: f**k no

Sir. You did not kill her.

*shoots her again* yes I did

No. I freeze time and slowed the bullet down enough to were she would not die. And don't try to shoot again, as I took out the other one's (Shows bullets). Change you're mind?

Uh

Yes

So hand over the gun and put you're hands behind you're head.

???: Hey, what do you think your doing!

Guy: give me all your money now!
Kaitlyn: *crying* I c-cant

*runs forward and tackles the guy*
Run!

*runs

*grabs the mans gun and shoots him in the leg, disabling him*
Hey, hey! I got him!
*runs towards crush*
I, uh, got him.
Call the cops, he won't, uh, be able to run away.
*stares at crush for 10 seconds*
Yeah, uh, do that.

Kaitlyn: ok *calls 911

*the cops arrive and take the man*
That was, uh, a real show. You ok? He take anything from you?

No

Well that's perfect! I, uh, was actually coming this way to tell you something. But, it doesn't seem appropriate at this moment.

Ok?

You should get going. They'll probably take me in, since I shot him.

Audience: *claps and cheers*

This time, no credits. I want to spice it up, be a little daring.

Ok

Either way, goodnight/day watchers of this great, uh, roleplay! (I don't know your time zone).

(It’s midnight here lol)

(It's 11:52 for me, since I'm in PST.)

(It’s 11:54 actually

(now it's 11:55, actually)

(Same here

(I can now safely narrow down your location to certain parts of Canada, the U.S.A., and Mexico. Mainly, the West Side.)

(Arizona

(Im a Californian, so I'm totally rad and I surf, broski. In reality, I'm the opposite of rad and I don't surf. You live in the place where you can cook eggs on the street.)

(Yup

(have you ever tried that?)

(No

(Reasonable. I've only been to Arizona twice.)

(I’ve been to California 5 times

(That's crazy. Everybody hypes this place up, but once you live here, it sucks. I'm just a kid and I already want to leave this place. It's also very expensive.)

(Yeah I can imagine

(What can you do in Arizona? You guys have the Grand Canyon, but I don't really hear much else about Arizona.)

Maybe

Maybe, you should remember to tip the "Pizza Man"

Ok

You, uh, Kaitlyn. I'm the Pizza Man. I want to help you get your boyfriend back. I have proof he's innocent, but I can't give it to the cops, since I'm an outlaw. Here,*gives USB Drive* this has everything to prove his innocence. Hopefully this helps.
*A pizza-smelling haze appears, and the Pizza Man disappears*

Thank you *runs to the police station

Cop: What can I do for you, ma'am?

*gives him the usb

Cop: Uh, what do I do with this?

Put it in your computer and look at the video

Cop: Uh, ok?
*looks at the video*
It's a robbery? With you? You got robbed? Is this an existing case, because this is evidence. What's your name? If you have a case, this is evidence and I need to add this to it.

Kaitlyn

Uh, Kaitlyn, let's see. I have 3 cases, with one robbery. I'll add this to the case folder, and I believe you case should be resolved in about 2 days.

No now

Ok, wow! I'll give this to the cop overlooking the case. Sheesh.
*five hours pass by*
Cop: Well, we've found you and the boy innocent, while the man is guilty. Well done on getting that.

Now let him out of jail

He's, here.
*Jake walks out*
Jake: Hey, Kaitlyn.
*smirks*
Jake: Wanna, uh, get out of here?

Yea

Morgan Freeman Over voice: And that was the story of how a girl was robbed, saved, then the man who saved her was falsely accused, then was saved by her and the Pizza Man, and then fell in love.

The End.

(Memechat? I’ll tell you in there

(i believe i sent a message)

if not
imgflip.com/memechat?invite=tQRfljDwCO6kyaAE9lIkwzmy3A3zoCQo

Oh ok

*starts heading towards cops*
Hey, I love you. That was all I was going to say, if you were wondering.
*walks away at a faster pace*

Really?

*stops*
Yeah...I'm sorry if that's a little weird. Just, pretend I don't exist.

No I like you to

R-really? Wow!
I c-c-can't believe it!
We should go out tonight! Or is that to quick.
I, uh, I don't believe it!
*cop pulls me*
Cop: What's our name?
Jake, sir.
Cop: Jake, you are under arrest for shooting this man. Unless we can verify this man was attempting to rob this lady, you will be charged with assault.

Kaitlyn: he robed me!

Cop: Unless we can get proof of this incident, we can't trust your word. We believe you, but I can't take that as fact. I must consider both parties innocent.

*sighs

Jake: Please, sir, I'm innocent.
*Jake looks at Kaitlyn*
Kaitlyn, please help me!
*the cop cuffs Jake and seats him in the car, then drives away*

*looks sad and walks away

*a man walks up to Kaitlyn*
Hey, come here.

*sighs* what do you want

You want a pizza?