COACH: "THIS IS A BAD TIME LASSIE" LASSIE: "THIS PITCHER'S ARM IS SORER THAN JOB'S TURKEY'S LEG" COACH: "CALL ME BACK IN THE 6TH. WE'RE KEEPING HIM!" 6TH: LASSIE: NEVER MIND WE'RE TIED UP!"; TOP OF 9TH: LASSIE: "IF WE DON'T SCORE THEY'RE GONNA PUT THEIR TRACK STAR IN AS A PITCH RUNNER AND WIN THE GAME!" COACH: "YOU ARE A DOG! I'M THE COACH AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!..."
