"WHY ARE MY WEST COAST FRIENDS FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW?":
A HELPFUL GUIDE; THIS IS THE AVERAGE TEMPERATURE FOR MY AREA AT THIS TIME OF YEAR:; THIS IS THE RECORD FOR THE MAXIMUM TEMPERATURE FOR JUNE IN MY CITY:; THIS IS THE LOCAL WEATHER FORECAST:; PLS BE PATIENT WITH YOUR WEST COAST FRIENDS. THE SUN IS TRYING TO KILL US, IT'S LITERALLY TOO HOT TO THINK, AND NONE OF US ARE PROPERLY HYDRATED.
