NATIONAL ALERT; GODZILLA ALERT; THIS IS NOT A TEST OR A DRILL. GODZILLA HAS BEEN SPOTTED OFF THE COAST OF EASTERN CALIFORNIA AT 2:30 PM TODAY. HEAD TO ANY MARKED GODZILLA SHELTER. BRING AT MOST 2 LUGGAGES FOR EACH PERSON. BRING YOUR PETS, AS WELL. IN YOUR LUGGAGES, HAVE AT LEAST 4 BOTTLES OF WATER, 3 CANS OF NON-PERISHABLE CANNED FOOD, A BATTERY OPERATED RADIO TO STAY TUNED TO THE MEDIA AND PET FOOD. THIS IS NOT A TEST OR A DRILL.