A CARTERET COUNTY KETO WARRIOR'S PRAYER
______________________; DEAR LORD,
PLEASE DON'T LET ME
DO ANYTHING STUPID
TODAY LIKE TALKING MYSELF
INTO HAVING CARBS.
LORD, I WOULD LOVE AN
EL'S SHRIMP BURGER
AND FRIES AND FOUNTAIN PEPSI.
LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION,
BUT TO THE NEAREST STEAK
WITH A SIDE SALAD.
AMEN
