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bf: hello!

Kawaii: *stares*
Kawaii: Have you see Tom or Tord anywhere...?

bf: i think i saw them at- wait..., tom and tord... *sudden realization* nonononononono, period

Kawaii: Tell me where they are, or else...
Kawaii whips out her two cat tails and they grow to be about 6 meters wide, then she constricts Bf with her tails and gives a threatening look

bf: *pulls out minigun* ello mate

Kawaii: Are you really trying to shoot me?
Kawaii gives you one of those looks that tells you they're really angry at you, but they're willing to do what you want them to do, as long as you return the favor by doing what they want you to do

bf: nah sike i kill you with M I N C E R A F T fall damage *teleports kawaii of the building vulnerable so they dont have the powers*

Kawaii fell, but didn't die. Ya wanna know why?
CAUSE' CATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET.

bf: you did not follow logic https://www.google.com/search?q=what+happens+if+you+throw+a+cat+of+a+building&rlz=1CAEXWD_enUS921&oq=what+happens+if+you+throw+a+cat+of+a+buil&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j33.49740j1j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&safe=active&ssui=on so therefor, you shall be snapped *pulls out infinity gauntlet*

Kawaii: Height matters, and the building was about as tall as two A.G.O.T.I's on top of eachother

Kawaii then flies up and stares at an alleyway
Kawaii: There they are~ Tom and Tord... Bye, Bf! By the way, the fight was fun~

bf: aw shit

Kawaii looks back at bf after forcing Tom and Tord to make out, and flies over
Kawaii: What's wrong?
Kawaii calls on her neko and strawberry neko to purr on him to try and make him feel better
Kawaii: Y'know, i seem weird and fierce, but i'm actually pretty passive...

bf: why

Kawaii twitches one of her cat ears
Kawaii: Well... I do get territorial sometimes...
Kawaii: …not intentionally...

bf: and who were you calling?

Kawaii: What do you mean?

Jacob: w h a

Kawaii: *hisses*
Kawaii: Wait... Have chu seen Tom and Tord anywhere?

Jacob: no

Kawaii: Oh... Okay then.

Jacob: . . .

Kawaii: ...?

Jacob: * Sips oon Dr Pepper *

Kawaii: *brutally inhales cola flavored slurpee*

Jacob: Huh?

Kawaii: never mind

Jacob: * Finishes dr pepper *

(Carlos pushes her off the building)
(Carlos} DO A FLIP!!!

Kawaii does about 5 flips and lands on her feet
Kawaii: Why did chu push me off...? I was just keeping an eye out for Tom and Tord...

(Carlos}

Kawaii flies back up to the building and sees Tord looking at his phone by a nearby gun shop
Kawaii then whips out her two cat tails and they grow about 6 meters wide
Kawaii: I'll be back in a second... I see Tord and I have to find Tom. He couldn't be too far away, could he? Ahhhh, no of course not.

Lol

Black eyes: … *keeps his mask on* Uh…

Kawaii: *stares*
Kawaii: What's your name, and can you please help me?

Black eyes: Black eyes, and what do you need help with?

I'm looking for two certain people... Do chu know them?

Black eyes: Who?

Their names are Tom and Tord... Do chu know them and where they are?
Kawaii shows you a picture of Tom and Tord

Black eyes: Ah, them. They are usually at Edd Gould’s house. I can help ya get there.

Yesssssss~ Help me get over there, will ya?
And go as fast as you want, because I can fly as fast as a jet plane

Black eyes: Kay. *suddenly everything turns dark* Don’t worry, that’s normal, we are being transported there now.

Aight.

Black eyes: Also, you look adorable.

(continue from the end of that chat)
Kawaii: Thanks...
Kawaii stares at you with intent and curiousity
Kawaii: Do you want to see why I wanted to come here or...?

Black eyes: It’s fine. I was intending to hang out a bit anyway.

Kawaii: Okay...
Kawaii then breaks down the door and points a freaking rocket launcher at Edd
Kawaii: WHERE ARE TOM AND TORD

Black eyes: O-O||| Ayo don’t aim that at Edd-

Kawaii stares at you and looks at Edd
Kawaii: Seriously tho where are Tom and Tord
Edd: Tord's reading hentai in his bedroom and Tom is chilling in his room
Kawaii loves the rocket launcher and flies to Tom's room, constricts him, and flies to Tord's room, and constricts him too. Then Kawaii yeets out of teh house and literally forces them to make out
Kawaii: That's better. Now I'll leave you two alone, because I got what I wanted.

*lowers
why did i spell it as loves
i need to get out of my TomTord habit

Black eyes: Hol’ up-

:3
yee I'm another TomTord shipper muaahaha ok im sowwy ;(

Black eyes: Get them out of there n o w .

Kawaii: Why...?

Black eyes: IN THE NAME OF EDD’S COLA RELEASE THEM!

(continue from the end of that chat again)
RELEASE WHO?!
also idk why but i have the same traits as Edd
i love cola
i'm an artist
i'm always trying to poke fun and make a pun
those are things that Edd are too

Black eyes: TOM AND TORD.

Why...? Why should I release them...?

Black eyes: I mean, Tord should stay in there but TOM IS INNOCENT! …I think. *grabs a knife and his mask starts to crack* YOU BETTER RELEASE THEM! OR I’LL… I’ll…

Tom's possessed by a f**king rage demon no

Black eyes: I… can’t stop…

Kawaii whips out her two flaming cat-shaped stop signs
Kawaii: Don't touch me... I'm a russian god cat demon. Don't even try.

Black eyes: *it sounds like he’s crying* I can’t stop killing people…

Kawaii: I can make you stop, with my russian god demon cat powers...
Do you really want your habit of killing people gone...?

Black eyes: You can’t… the voices… THE VOICESSSSSSSS!!!

(continue)
Kawaii: Is he possessed...?
Probably...
Kawaii: Hey creature, possessing him... Get out now, because I'm a demon and I don't care if you're a demon too because I'm secretly Cat Satan and angels are soft and weak, could never defeat me.
(shit why did i confess that)

Black eyes: …NO! HE WILL NEVER ESCAPE ME! I WILL COME BACK TO HIM UNLESS HIS EYES ARE REMOVED! …Sh*t why did I say that. Your screwed dumb voice. Yep.