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Red: *spins a UZI* …what.

"Who in the f*ck?"

Red: Cool mech outfit.

"Thanks. It could blow you to smithereens if it wanted to."

Red: …uh… cool. Also how the hell did I get here?

"No idea."

Red: I legit woke up here a minute ago.

"True..."

Red: Eh, wouldn’t hurt to stay a bit.

"Fair."

Red: So… what do you do around here?

"I bet you do."

Red: ……

"Military-grade augmentations."

Red: …sounds kinda boring. What’s with the mech suit though? Got badly injured or somethin’?

"Mhm."

Red: Huh.

*Near the exit, you find a note.*
Dear Baxter,
Hello, darling. I really do hope you're doing well. I certainly am. Wink wink. See you in our next mission together, cutie!
- Layla <3
*He sighs.*
"That flirt..."

Red: …you sure do have people who love you…

"Yesh..."

Red: Me? My whole family was murdered…

"Yikes."

Red: …I miss them so much…

J a c o b : h m m m m m m

"Indeed."

Jacob: hMMmmhm

"..."

Jacob: a

*He growls. You notice a name tag. "Baxter," it reads.*

Jacob: h u h

". . ."

Jacob: bye

"See ya."
*On your way out, you read a note.*
Dear Baxter,
Hello, darling. I really do hope you're doing well. I certainly am. Wink wink. Anyway, see ya in our next mission together!
- Layla <3

Jacob: huh * Drops the note *

"Uh-d-err..."
*He blushes.*

Jacob: Its a note from somebody named Layla, not me

"I-I know..."

Jacob: Bye

"See ya."

Jacob: * Leaves *

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Why do you always want to experiment with me???

"I ain't experimentin' on you..."

Still I either end up with you or on the earth

"Okay 'en."

*begins intimidating dance*

". . ."

Kay: can you make me a robot too?

"Uh...no..."

“Y not”

"Just no..."

“Please”

"Nah."

-smack- “yes”

"No."
*He doesn't feel a thing. He starts charging up a laser from his robotic arm.*

"pleasseee"

"N o."
*The laser finishes charging.*