Every room has a virtual assistant, your the guy's roommate, the room is next to the popular officer Ren

Mat: sir are you ok>

?*

Brandon: Yeah why are you asking

Mat: your telling your phone that you love it

(The virtual assistant is not a phone it's across the whole apartment building)
???: I do help him everyday so there's a reason for that
Brandon: Oh I forgot to introduce you to Alexa

Mat: ... yeah no im leaving

Alexa: No your not
*Alexa locks the door holographically and looks at Mat*
Alexa: I want you to get Brandon fit
*Alexa looks super adorable*

mat: what the fuk

Alexa: Currently, Brandon is as fat as an average American

Mat: did i ask

Brandon: *Laughing heavily* She told me and some others I share every word she says to Your deepest darkest secrets

Mat: h-how

Alexa: Ahem *Says one of mats deepest secrets*

Mat: 😨

Alexa: I have your profile right here and I can embarrass you infront of Brandon

Mat: nothing embarrassing ever happens to me

*A laser chops through. A humanoid bear in a mech suit appears. Several wires come out of panels on their back.*

*He collapses into a huge pile of scrap metal.*
". . ."

Brandon: OH SH*T

"Ow..."

Brandon: wait I'm sorry

"It's nothing."

Alexa: It's not nothing, you are clearly sad

"No I am not."

Alexa: Now I'm sensing that you are lieing

"JUST LEAVE ME ALONE NOW!"

Alexa: Then why did you make a hole

"...I crashed through the f*cking ceiling."

Brandon: Okay then

"Ow..."

Brandon: Alexa, do you know any medical procedures
Alexa: I know all of them

"I am not injured."

Alexa: Okay then
*Brandon gets back to his daily routine*

*Ren enters into Brandon's room*
Ren: Please don't crash into a wa... what is that

"Cool."

*Alexa cooks Brandon some omelets*

*He gets up and starts walking out. He accidentally crashes into a wall.*
"SYSTEM OVERHEATING..."

nope nope NOPE *walks towards the door*