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(Squire is an opportunist)
Squire: I DON'T GIVE A F*CK
*Squire reaches his hand to get the food*

Deleted: *stares in amazement* how… how did you do that?

Squire: Oh I've been through worse, I couple of spider bites aren't going to put me down

Deleted: what if I told you that spider was venomous?

Squire: What if I told you I've been through intergalactic war

Deleted: what if I told you that you are showing signs of the venom in your bloodstream?

*Squire pulls a galactic anti-venom bottles he has. Drinks it and the venom goes away*
Squire: Intergalactic anti-venom

Deleted: o could I have som..? *suddenly turns blue*

Squire: WHAT THE
*Squire pulls his blaster out*
Squire: what in the new Republic is this

Squire: WHOA slow down, the intergalactic anti-venom is very limited

Deleted: *spits out* hey I’m allergic to limited things, you could have killed me! I didn’t even get bit, I just decided to turn blue!!

Squire: Well, let's finished what I started

Y-you mean pointing a blaster at me?!

Squire: No, finishing the war

Ok so which side of the war are you on

Squire: The new Republic

Ah i always try to stay neutral in things like this, I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top

Squire: That won't work

Deleted: uhh… nothing to see here… I’m just turning blue…

*Squire put his blaster away and gives Deleted a drink of the intergalactic anti-venom

Cookie: *Screams that everything made of glass breaks*

Deleted: *shatters*

Cookie: wait deleted is made of glass???

Jacob: f**k it * grabs the 529th bag of popcorn of this hour *

Actually what I was trying to get was a can of ravioli

Jacob: hmmmmmmmm?

Deleted: can you get some ravioli for me? It’s right in the back there- there are 20 spiders crawling on it.

Jacob: oh . . . okay * Gets it *

*grabs a smoke grenade and fills it with bug spray and throws it in the pantry while pulling trigger and closes the pantry fast* suffer!

Yes.